SPOOF

SPOOF

Created By :

-Irvan Rizqullah Fikardi

-Andika Eka Putra

-Sherly Pratiwi Putri

I. Triathalon

One day, there was a Worldwide Triathalon competition being held in the depths of the jungle, in this competition the competitors must do several extreme challenges that pushes their physical to the limit.

In the morning, the competitors from around the world already gathered in the jungle and prepared for the competition tommorow morning. There are 2 competitors named A and B who is also participating at this competition.

The next morning, the judges announce what are they going to go through in this competition. First, the competitors must climb a 220 meters cliff, and then they need to swim 130 meters wide river in order to go to the next challange, and then competitors must kill a grizzly bear, then ravish a beautiful woman and run 20 km to the finish line.

The race begins, A climbed the cliff faster than anyone, he crossed the river like hell, then he killed the bear bare-handed and ravish the beautiful woman, and he sprint 20km to the finish line quickly and finish in 1st place.

11 hours later since A has finished, all of the competitors also already finish except B, the only one competitor who hasn’t finished yet. 

Peoples are starting to worried about B, and suddenly B showed up with his clothes has been torn up, he also got scar all over his body.

One of the judge ask him “what happened to you?“ B answered “the climbing went fine, I crossed the river, I killed the woman, but it went wrong when I ravish the bear…”.

Text Analytical

 

Orientation : One day, there was a Worldwide Triathalon competition being held in the depths of the jungle, in this competition the competitors must do several extreme challenges that pushes their physical to the limit.

Event 1 : In the morning, the competitors from around the world already gathered in the jungle and prepared for the competition tommorow morning. There are 2 competitors named A and B who is also participating at this competition.

Event 2 : The next morning, the judges announce what are they going to go through in this competition…

Event 2 : The next morning, the judges announce what are they going to go through in this competition…

Event 3 : The race begins, A finished faster than anyone...

Event 4 : 11 hours later since A has finished, all of the competitors also already finish and they starting to worrying B 

Twist : B showed up but he’s in bad shape...

 II. Rabbit Hunt

  

     One day, Rian, Doni, and Algi are arguing about who is the best at hunting. Rian said he’s the best because he was in the school’s scout, Doni said that he is the best because he has a good relationship with any animal in nature, and there’s Algi who said that he is the best of all of them because of he has a big body and he said he was also a descendant from early human evolution species which is meganthropus paleojavanicus.

     They keep arguing each other, then Iqbal showed up and giving them solution to decide which one of them is the best by giving them a challenge who can hunt a rabbit that was released by him, they’re all agreed with the challenge that was given by Iqbal. Iqbal said that the challenge will begin in the next day, they are told by him to met in the front of the forest the next day.

      The next morning, they gathered near the forest, then Iqbal randomly decide whose going to hunt the rabbit first, it turns out to be Doni. Doni  will be the first one to hunt the rabbit first, he place his animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations Doni’s informants conclude that the rabbit do not exist, Doni failed to hunt the rabbit.

Next, it’s Rian’s turn to hunt for the rabbit. Rian tracks the rabbit using his skills as an top scout member. After two weeks tracking with no leads Rian got frustated and he’s got mad that he burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies. 

Rian got disqualified due to his dangerous and maniac behaviour which make algi as the last man standing. He entered the forest and he come out two hours later with dragging a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay!  Okay! I'm a rabbit!  I'm a rabbit!”  

Text Analytical

Orientation : One day, Rian, Doni, and Algi are arguing about who is the best at hunting…

Event 1 : Iqbal showed up and give them solution…

Event 2 : The next day, they gathered near the forest…

Event 3 : Rian’s turn to hunt for the rabbit…

Twist : Algi came out with badly beaten bear who admit that he is the rabbit.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

DIALOG

By : Irvan Rizqullah Fikardi 

       Algifakhri Bagus Maulana

       Tegar Ardhi Wardhana

       Andika Eka Putra

Warning : Before there's any misunderstood in this dialog there's none of them are real (excluding the characters) and some comedy was added to make it more interesting (i think)

 

     One day, Tegar and Algi is gathering in the school, they’re planning to go camping outside the pontianak.

Tegar : Algi where do you think is the most suitable place for us ?

Algi  : what do you think  about Pinyuh river tegar ?

Tegar : I think that’s a good place, but we need more people to come with us.

(irvan & dika come)

Irvan : yo tegar algi whats up man !!

Dika : yeah.. what are you doing here ?

Tegar : we’re planning to go camping in Pinyuh river, did you guys wanna come with us ?

Dika : I would love to ! how about you bro ?

Irvan : I don’t know….. maybe it’s a bit dangerous out there..

Algi : Don’t worry as long as Algi here nothing will happened ha ha ha..

Tegar : I think 4 people is enough, we’ll going next Saturday. How about that ?

Irvan : alright.. sweet next week, what should I bring ?

Tegar : bring anything usefull

Irvan : ok…

     After that, the next week Irvan, Algi, Tegar, and Dika go to Pinyuh River for camping, they set a camp in the middle of the forest but it’s not too far from the civilization.

Tegar : Dika ! can you make the bonfire ?

DIka : yes I can ! (making a bonfire)

Tegar : Irvan you prepare the food

Irvan : ok… by the way where’s algi ?

Dika : I don’t know, he said that he wants to walking in the forest.

Irvan : is that dangerous, he can be eaten by wild animal out there

Tegar : Don’t worry about him, if he get eaten then we’ll have more food to eat.

Irvan : that’s right…

     Meanwhile in the forest

Algi : (walking and look around)

Algi : oh no… I’m lost Tegaaar ! Dikaaaa !

In this scenario algi is being stalked by a pack of starving Wolves

Algi : Tegaaaar !!! Irvaaan !!! where are you guys

     Algi keeps calling for his friends. Meanwhile, the wolves are starving to eat Algi’s big, high protein, high calories, body that makes the predators in the forest drooling, and then Algi heard something sneaking out in the bushes and when Algi looked at it he was being ambushed by 12 wolves, Algi can’t do anything but scream and scream.

*algi screaming for help... and pain

ALGI : HEEELP !!!! THEY BIT MEEE !!! IT HURRTS AUUUCH !!! AUUUCH !!! MOOOOO

Tegar, Irvan, Dika : wwwow.. what is that noise ?

Tegar : let’s go to see it !

Irvan : noooo… what if we are being eaten by them also

Dika : if we’re not alone they wouldn’t attack us

Tegar : that’s right we need to go there together.

Irvan : alright…

When irvan, dika, and tegar arrived there they just found Algi’s remains

Irvan : is that Algi ?

Dika : it seems no… look at it it’s a cow it’s not Algi

Tegar : Thank goodness it’s a cow… I almost believe it that it is Algi. It really looks like him..

Irvan : yes… it looks like a cow… but what’s cow doing here ?

(silence)……………………………………………………………………..

Dika : Innalillahi Astagfirullah al adzim… that’s not cow that’s Algi…

Tegar : Oh my god… that’s why it looks like him..

Irvan : What do we do now ?

(silence again)…………………………………………………………….

*Dika, Irvan, Tegar run away